she told me to say it

This is the official call for submissions for the radio show.

If you’ve got something to say and you figure you can pull it off in a somewhat literary or at least legible fashion then I wanna know about it. Email me your copy (to djmischiff.com) or send it by bikinigram before Friday night if you wanna make Saturday’s broadcast.

You know the concept for the show: random. So pretty much anything is fair game. Obviously allowing for the possible need to edit depending on your penchant to talk like a sailor… like my last ex. She wasn’t a sailor, but you’d never know it.

We’re not looking for Shakespearean epics, although that would be fine. We’re looking for anything you think is radio-worthy.

You don’t even have to write twenty pages. If you want to interview us, by all means send a list of questions and we’ll tackle them bravely. And most likely turn them around on you with a phone call at four in the morning. =)

Or you can just send along some ideas for what you’d like to hear us go on about. Or send sound clips. Favorite quotes. From ex-girlfriends/boyfriends. If we don’t use it this week we’ll use it next week (after we’ve had time to edit out the more blatantly crude references to anatomy).

So gimme anything you got. Sound effects, audio clips from movies. Social commentary. Political criticism. Personal complaints. Incitement to riot. The story about your most recent alien abduction. Why you insist on wearing those damn shoes.

Gimme.