“That’s not a spare tire. That’s a spare truck.”
– while sitting on my ass watching a documentary about weight loss.
“Oooo! I have an hourglass figure!” “No, honey, that’s more of a two hour glass figure.”
– still watching.
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Was it a documentary or a reality show?? At least you’d have a “gaining knowledge” flimsy excuse if it was a documentary…
Oh it was definitely a documentary, but presented with lots of reality show gimmicks. Think of it as a very lightweight The Swan. Or whatever that show was called.