NOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooo……….*dies*
I was so sure they were just playing around. I was so sure it was just a concept car. I was so sure pigs would never, ever let flying even begin to consider the possibility of crossing their minds.
It was March, 2002. Porsche reveals a project that shocks and stuns the automotive world. We don’t know whether to laugh or cry.
A year later. Production begins on the Cayenne .
My life is over. I no longer have the will to live. For those of you that need more punishment, you have my pity.
Porsche made a bloody frickin hundred-twenty-five thousand dollar station wagon.
Ow. That kicks the soul in the nards, doesn’t it.
COMMENT:
*retches*
and….that’s all I have to say about that.
I KNOW! And if you go look at the promo vids they all show this thing belting along at a really kick-ass pace, but does it even hit a speedbump on the nice, smooth dirt road? Nada. And what’s the clearance on this bad boy? Eight inches? Do I even want to know? Does it matter? NO! Because WTF!!
*RANT*