Grasshopper, ditch that old leggy geek and get with Grand Master. Your hopeless quest for the light at the end of the tunnel is through. Here is your meditative muse of murder, your superlative sage of swordsmanship, your crazy cogitator of… killing… and he has All The Answers…
“Why do I suck at life?”
“Because you let life suck at you.”
My worries are over. Now where did I leave my tabi boots… Oh. Yes. In 1983.