Saw this on a neighbouring blog, and couldn’t help but agree. Thought it was worth a spotlight:
Goddamn [American] sailors. They overran Hush last night and it was just a weird crowd. Chicks in tubetops being dry-humped against walls and scowls all around.
Also– did you see the STREETS? They were nasty. You had to wade through piss and so much garbage.
Ahhh well… I had the last laugh. Every time a group of sailors would stop to ask me where the “locals go for fun” I sent them to Prism.
“In the NAAAAAY-VEEEE!”
Then, to add insult to injury, I was awoken from my drunken slumber early this morning by the piercing wail of the ship’s horn, calling them all back.
I was informed last night that “Without the US Navy, we wouldn’t have the luxury of peace in Canada.”
That’s funny– whenever I think of the one country that makes me the most uneasy and frightened, America is automatically number one on that list. Always.
Good riddance.
Posted by Jason at June 20, 2004 12:58 PM
gotta agree. the only time i’ve ever been utterly grossed out by a drunk guy on a dance floor is when the navy boys are in town. i almost choked on this morning’s paper saying how well behaved they were. uh…. no. 6000 bored, horny, rowdy, obnoxious,slightly more than teenaged boys aren’t really a bonus to our town.
ok. grumbling over. whew.
COMMENT:
Whatever. I imagine no Canadian would ever have the courage to say anything to the face of an American sailor. You’re all too gutless. Besides, any American sailor could wipe your ass all over the street, without even trying. The piece of shit that is Canada doesn’t even have a Navy and depends on the good ol’ US to protect it’s lazy, pot-smoking, gay-sex, US bashing ass. Bunch of losers you are.
Bahahaha! So why does the American military constantly rely on Canadian military for training?
I’m assuming you’re American?
Oh, and also- you’re banned. heehee!
I guess I should qualify: I don’t ban people just because they disagree with me. I actually encourage intelligent debate as 99% of you already know. What I don’t have time for is half-wits who can’t form a cogent opinion to save their lives. Bbye. Loser.
Actually, Bud, I told the sailor *to his face* exactly what I had posted.
The reason WHY he told me what he did was because I was mouthing him off.
Not that I have to qualify my opinion to you.
You do seem to have a lot of assholishness (ya, it’s a word now) in you. I suggest a career in the American Navy.
PS: Thank the powers that be for “gay-sex” (I like how you hyphenated it. That made it even hotter, somehow.)…
Judging from a lot of the sailors that came to the club last Saturday, they agree with me. In fact, a lot of them were smoking pot and making out with men, too…
Now I am confused– how can it be that those American sailors were so OBVIOUSLY Canadian?