You don’t get stuff like this in the movies. I mean, who could write such sublime blundery?
Let’s get every cop in town to gather around uselessly like every other moronic rubbernecker in town. We’ll all shoulder-to-shoulder and watch cops flown in from Vancouver block traffic for a few hours while bank robbers carpe diem just a three minute drive away.
I like the guy who drove right through the roadblock, running over the “pipebomb” on the way. My money says he was straight outta Langford.
In the movies it would turn out that the off-duty firefighter was in on it, planting the dummy bomb and calling it in while his co-conspirators staged the heist.
Probably not, but I’d still bet that whoever pulled off the bank robbery saw a perfect window of opportunity.
Yay for humanity- the only creature that runs toward fire.