Plot moves forward. Slowly.

Divorce sorted. I will have to do it myself. So be it. Let’s just get this fucker dealt with. The biggest part of the problem is that our status makes absolutely no difference in her life. That might beg the question of why she wanted the divorce in the first place, seeing as really all [...]

broken clock?

Almost seven weeks ago, Maigen said she wanted a divorce. Since then, not a word but a mute cancellation of my US number. She agreed to process for divorce immediately and at her expense. I’m still waiting, along with my case for a US work visa. I’m waiting. The entire crew of Fuel is waiting. [...]

proposed definitions

Masterybation: [1] your conversation with colleagues leaves other party guests behind — and bored. [2] driven by the insatiable need to excel at single-player video games. What do you think?

unsucky work conditions

batman gone bad. very sad.

Oh Mr Batman. You have lost the plot. Original (because it’s funnier if you start with this one.): Remixed (the payoff): It sounds like the DP wandered across the background during a take, which would be the best I could say in Bale’s defence. It blows the take, and can pull an actor right out [...]

Calgary pt2 – still good