We realize you may be getting weary of tuning in for entertainment only to be shown more pics of a damned cat but screw you. We’re proud new parents… who ruthlessly punish the young: He’ll be grooming for hours. He took it like a man, though. Stoic to the last. Only a couple halfhearted & [...]
Turns out Thomas isn’t eight. He’s only a year and nine months. That makes so much more sense to us. We’ve been wondering about his young size & build (but there are small adult cats out there). And he’s not actually Thomas, either, but he’s accepted the name so he’s keeping it. The SPCA called [...]
Thomas adopted us today. He’s eight years old, which is not how old kittens are. But you can’t very well tell a cat he’s mistaken when he decides he owns you. So instead of bringing home a kitten we brought home a cat. And he loves it here. It took him no time at all [...]
Danielle – “I need a poker for my peach” Rachael – “Me too, oh god, you don’t even know.” === John – “… and they looked like they could kick your ass.” Adrian – “NINJA teenage midget hooker twins!” John – “… with boob jobs.”
“Hello, is this here the Sheriff’s Office?” “Yes. What can I do for you?” “I’m calling to report my neighbor, Virgil Smith. He’s drillin’ holes in his farwood and hiding marijuana inside!” “Thank you very much for the call, sir.” The next day, the Sheriff & his deputies descend on Virgil’s house. They search the [...]
No, just kidding. Scared the hell out of myself, though. Using a bigger guard on the trimmer from now on.
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Time is not flying so much as it is slithering relentlessly past. Flying implies a certain freedom, an exhilaration and thrill. The past two months have been… well, let’s say that freedom isn’t in it. We’re looking at Day 14 in a row here. No relief in sight, quite literally. We’re on 24/7 until we [...]
No, really. I might be able to post soon!
Soon I may have time to post!
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